Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Joke of the Day

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you will knolw, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social sessions over the years.

 A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.
 Knowing full well I was at least a little over the legal limit I did something I have never done before: I took a taxi home.

 Sure enough I passed a Police road block but because I was in a taxi they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.

 I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it.